"Because you called me a phony," Moist thought. "You saw through me straight away. Because you didn't nail my head to the door with your crossbow. Because you have no small talk. Because I'd like to get to know you better, even though it would be like smooching an ashtray. Because I wonder if you could put into the rest of your life the passion you put into smoking a cigarette. In defiance if Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know each other better. I'd like to know as much about your soul as you know about mine..."

He said: "Because I hardly know you."




One of the best lines from the Terry Pratchett book Going Postal.

Strangly enough I ened up coloring this picture to the song Shot Skirt, Long Jacket by CAKE...


Miss Adora Belle Dearheart belongs to Terry Pratchett.